Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

text. the middle of the night.

[youresovein]

Do you play any instruments?

[crassidy]

i can play evry instrument on rock it on expert!

[youresovein]

I don't understand those words in that order.

[crassidy]

jfc ur so old
i have dabbled. y??

[youresovein]

I'm bored and I want to start a band again.

[crassidy]

no shite! wat sorta music u playin? not fekcn mozhovan and beethart and shite, those clasic fellas?

[youresovein]

You're so young. It's adorable.

I was envisioning more of a Bon Jovi-ward trajectory, but I'm open-minded. It's for Andy, do you know her?

[crassidy]

lol
old andy? yeah i no her! shoulda guessed bon jovi would be teh next choice. u just going round askin all the imortals eh?

[youresovein]

"Old Andy." Does she know you call her that?

Believe it or not, I haven't asked anyone else yet.

[crassidy]

she'd dig it im sure
i was ur 1st choice?? aw love im flatterd rly i am

[youresovein]

But of course! You have a sort of accidental glam rock vibe if I squint. 😘

[crassidy]

love a bit of glam rock m8. does this mean i get to borrow ur sparkly jakcet like? had my eye on that

[youresovein]

Now who's flattering who?

Will you swear to return it in reasonably good condition? I understand that things do happen in our line of work (imagine here my most obvious conspiratorial wink) but I expect it to be returned with more glitter and not less.

[crassidy]

i swear i'll do me best. plus i'd owe u m8
😉

[youresovein]

Oh, I love being owed vague favors.

[crassidy]

and i love owing them tbh. never no wat u'll get. could be buryng a body or a cheeky bj or liek the most complicated shite ever. hard to tell w u

[youresovein]

Oh, would a cheeky BJ be on the hypothetical table?

[crassidy]

hypotheticly. in exchange fr a sparkly jacket i think its a fair trade m8 do u not

[youresovein]

Forgive me if I sounded skeptical! I appreciate a man who understands the value of a good statement piece.

[crassidy]

its a nice jacket so it is. u got a whole wardobe liek tht? id sure like to see it

[youresovein]

Yes! Thank you for asking! Come over and try on my things. We can put it on the internet!

Will you come midnight shopping with me, too?

[crassidy]

lmao noice
u cant do daytime shoppin like normal folk? m8 thrifts aint normaly open late

[youresovein]

Obviously we let ourselves in.

Wait, what do you mean, like normal people?

[crassidy]

oh yeh duh
and i mean like evryone else. christ m8 the sun is a right bloody bastard but get urself an umbrela right?

[youresovein]

No no no. You can't be serious. Tell me you're not serious.

This is a not-very-funny joke, right?