Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[youresovein]

Yours is a fascinating life, my friend.

But you don't, for example, find yourself overcome with the urge to bury yourself underground if you're caught outside when the sun starts to rise?

[crassidy]

bury myself?? christ no cause im not some sorta mole man
i just find shade

[youresovein]

You're very sure you aren't just anemic?

[crassidy]

oh yeh a long livng anemic
thats wat it is thnx doctor
listen dont get fekkn shirty w me just cause u cant prance around during the day. u got all that other cool shite that i dont. pros and cons

[youresovein]

I'd trade you if I could. What would you like? Mind reading?

[crassidy]

[It takes him a while to respond to this one but eventually...]

look m8 normaly I woukdnt even offer but
i can giev ppl this shite for a day. idk how itd work w urs and all but mayb itd cancel it out???

[youresovein]

[ it takes lestat several moments, likewise. ]

Really? You'd do that?

[crassidy]

course i would ur me m8

[youresovein]

And my friend, if this conversation were happening in person, I would kiss you. I would!

[crassidy]

that can be arranged lol
😜😜😘😘

[youresovein]

Seems only fair, considering.

[crassidy]

u ever bitten another vampire? sounds kinda backwrds

[youresovein]

A few, yes. Haven't you?

[crassidy]

lol no
i dont rly no many vampires anyway. and the ones i met i nevr bit. y would u?

[youresovein]

I'm sorry to hear it, my friend. That's a painfully lonely way to live.

There are several reasons one might drink from another vampire. All the usual pleasures of the blood, of course, but without the climax of the kill. If you've never had vampire blood, if you don't remember the taste of it, then nothing I can say can possibly pay adequate tribute to the pure experience, but you must believe me when I say that our blood is nothing like that of mortals. And healing, and strength, and power, all that lives within the blood and it's that which is exchanged when we drink from one another.

So take your pick. I myself would call it intimacy.

[crassidy]

so wat. u get a kick from it, is wat ur saying??

[youresovein]

If you prefer.

[crassidy]

like a drug high?

[youresovein]

Yes, something very much like that! The euphoria, the elevated state of consciousness. And then again, it is a bit like sex.

[crassidy]

lol
idk bout u m8 but im just happy with some molly and a boner

[youresovein]

[ there is











a pause. ]

I see how it is.

[crassidy]

wat?

[He dumb. Is this about the biting offer? God, why are vampires so difficult?]

i didnt mean
i mean w just. other vampires???

[youresovein]

It seems we're misunderstanding one another.

It's only that I didn't realize you could still "get it up," so to speak.

[crassidy]

oh! lol
wait
u can't??

[youresovein]

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