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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

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[youresovein]

[ "come back" merely reads as a fear of not finishing them off properly. fledglings usually have the opposite problem, but. well. cassidy is strange. ]

Quick and easy. Mon dieu. Listen, we'll discuss this properly over dinner sometime, how's that? But really, you ought to have some respect for yourself and the poor hapless mortal. No matter how cruel they've been, one ought to let them live their last moments with a bit of dignity, rather than screaming and bleeding like a pig at slaughter.

[crassidy]

whatever. they bleed out in sceonds. thats dignifid enuff

[And also super messy, but nothing he does is tidy anyway.]

[youresovein]

Now which one of us is being barbaric?

[crassidy]

ur mum

[youresovein]

She's likely chewing the throat out of a panther deep in some Peruvian jungle as we speak. I wasn't raised to be tender.

[crassidy]

wait is she fr srs still kickin?

[youresovein]

Yes, and she has less patience for this sort of thing than I do.

[crassidy]

my mums ded
is ur mum for reals a vampire and not just sum weird joke???

[youresovein]

[ it doesn't actually occur to him to offer another vampire condolences on his long-dead mother, appropriate or not. most of them aren't as clingy as he is. it's just not done. ]

She is, yes. She gave me my mortal life and I gave her an eternal one.

[crassidy]

[He's kind of over his parents death, at least as much as one can be, but know what he's not over?! His kid's death. Thanks for those reminders, Lestat.]

o. thats a shite idea m8

[youresovein]

You don't say.

[crassidy]

lol so i gues it went as wel as id thought

[youresovein]

Ah, friend, on the subject of making more little vampires— whatever you're about to suggest, I suggest that you don't.

[crassidy]

not gonna suggest anythg. cept my usual approach on teh matter is "don't"
wat u do with consentin adults is ur busines

[youresovein]

I'll take that under advisement.

Of course most mortals make terrible vampires. It isn't something to be done thoughtlessly.

[crassidy]

yeh i sorta noticed that

[youresovein]

Firsthand?

[crassidy]

[A few minutes go by until:]

yeh

[youresovein]

Well. I'm sorry that you had to learn that lesson. Truly.

[crassidy]

im sorry to. if u ever had to learn it teh shite way
u may be an arse sumtimes but no one desrves that

[youresovein]

Who gets to say what we deserve?

I've made mistakes, but I've never made a vampire I didn't love, or want to love. But I'm an optimist.

[crassidy]

bit of a diffrnce betwene loving and wantng to love tho

[youresovein]

Yes, and those are the good intentions they pave the road to Hell with.

[crassidy]

mayb i should giev up on that good intentions thing

[youresovein]

The alternative being...? The tragedy of it is, I don't see much point in anything else.