Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[crassidy]

o come off it m8. othr than the sun thing u already no u got a milion extra things than me
sides i alredy offered my biti ng services

[youresovein]

And so generously. Don't think me unappreciative, please, I shall be perfectly distressed if you do. But tell me more about your extra fancy friend!

[crassidy]

me fancy friend? oh he nother vampire back home. fast and strong and can fly and can transfom into stuff plus got some persuady powers or some shite. sleeps in a coffin to lol

[youresovein]

Now don't "lol" at me, they're perfectly comfortable.

[crassidy]

theyr not bad i'll give u that. tried it out meself. bit cramped for sex tho

[youresovein]

Try that out, too?

[crassidy]

lol u bet. more crampd than a back of a rly small car

[youresovein]

[ and that's how lestat discovered that for all its technological miracles, his communicator could not stand up to the force of a frustrated vampire fist. and it definitely couldn't stand up to its various pieces being thrown into the ocean afterward. ]

[crassidy]

[wow lestat if you'd just asked nicely he might have given you a demonstration.

He sends a few more useless texts and after no response he gives up for the night.]