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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

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[crassidy]

and ur the right judge of "worst"?

[youresovein]

Now you're getting it!

[crassidy]

i'm coming wit u on one of these hunts

[youresovein]

Splendid! The more the merrier.

[crassidy]

dont try that charming shite w me m8. im not falling for it
i mean ur still pretty and alurrign i'll give u that but that dont excuse u from murder

[youresovein]

And what would excuse me?

[crassidy]

self defnce???
i don't think it legaly counts as mrder so long as they had it comin

[youresovein]

What if it's someone else's defense?

[crassidy]

idk bout that m8
not my place to be makin that call. im no hero like. could be teh victim is a biger arshole than the attackr

[youresovein]

Lovely equivocating. I adore the way it spares you any moral responsibility.

I'm a monster, I have no illusions about it. Still, by my rather bloody and self-serving account keeping, my dining on the occasional wife beater or small time cutthroat is a net gain for humankind. You, on the other hand, prefer... what, blood donated by humans for humans, I presume? Is that not a parasitic life at best?

[crassidy]

[... !!!!]

we're not monsters! and im no feckin parasite neither!!!!

[How very DARE you make him question his own moral responsibility.]

[youresovein]

Then what are we? I'll hear you out.

[crassidy]

[PAUSE!! For a good minute or so. This question is gonna take some thinking before he comes up with a genius response.]

vampires

[youresovein]

That's right. And I refuse to be ashamed of it.

[crassidy]

im not ashaemd of it neither
dont mean i support tearng throats out all over teh place

[youresovein]

Neither do I. Far too messy.

[crassidy]

how do u do it then?

[youresovein]

I'm not your mother. I'm not going to explain sex and table manners in the same night.

[crassidy]

piss off im not askin fr lessons in this shite
just u and me got diffrnt ways of doin this stuf

[youresovein]

Does the method make it more palatable to you?

[crassidy]

not about paltbles. its qwik and easy. ensures they wont come back neihter

[youresovein]

[ "come back" merely reads as a fear of not finishing them off properly. fledglings usually have the opposite problem, but. well. cassidy is strange. ]

Quick and easy. Mon dieu. Listen, we'll discuss this properly over dinner sometime, how's that? But really, you ought to have some respect for yourself and the poor hapless mortal. No matter how cruel they've been, one ought to let them live their last moments with a bit of dignity, rather than screaming and bleeding like a pig at slaughter.

[crassidy]

whatever. they bleed out in sceonds. thats dignifid enuff

[And also super messy, but nothing he does is tidy anyway.]

[youresovein]

Now which one of us is being barbaric?

[crassidy]

ur mum