Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[crassidy]

so wat. u get a kick from it, is wat ur saying??

[youresovein]

If you prefer.

[crassidy]

like a drug high?

[youresovein]

Yes, something very much like that! The euphoria, the elevated state of consciousness. And then again, it is a bit like sex.

[crassidy]

lol
idk bout u m8 but im just happy with some molly and a boner

[youresovein]

[ there is











a pause. ]

I see how it is.

[crassidy]

wat?

[He dumb. Is this about the biting offer? God, why are vampires so difficult?]

i didnt mean
i mean w just. other vampires???

[youresovein]

It seems we're misunderstanding one another.

It's only that I didn't realize you could still "get it up," so to speak.

[crassidy]

oh! lol
wait
u can't??

[youresovein]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[crassidy]

so u can't take drugs and u cant fuck?
wat the shite is even the point??

[youresovein]

Your imagination is tragically limited. Don't you have any other hobbies?

[crassidy]

nope not rly
u stil able to get off without the dick in play?

[youresovein]

Really? None? They have entire television channels for shopping now. All hours. It's utterly spellbinding.

And you're hung up on the mechanics of it. What "counts." It's very mortal of you.

[crassidy]

i watch more than enoufgh tv m8
u cant blame me for bein curious. if u get to ask about my umbrela i get to ask about the dick. its fair game. nothin mortal about it, where i'm from we vamps still got everyhtng in working order

[youresovein]

Au contraire! I'm more than happy to field questions about "the dick," as it were. I've never once had shame in that regard.

[crassidy]

good cause i need to no this shite. so u still get naked and fondle tho right??

[youresovein]

Of course, if things end up that way. And I am still the owner of two talented hands and a mouth. I've never heard complaints from the mortals I've taken to bed.

[crassidy]

alright so it aint all bad
but u cant just liek sit and fap one out when u feel like it??

[youresovein]

You misunderstand again. That's when I go hunting.

[crassidy]

wat sorta hunting we talkin bout here?

[youresovein]

I think you know what kind.

[crassidy]

m8 u and i gotta have a srs talk about ur habits one of these days. u shouldnt be hunting any feckin thing. especially not just to get ur rocks off

[youresovein]

Oh, don't be such a prude.

Listen. I don't know what you are, whether your vampirism is a cousin to my own or the natural science behind any of it. But I lack a sex drive like a fish lacks a flight drive, you see; our species lacks the ability to reproduce that way; why not, then, abandon the messy biological aspect of the erotic?

I'm inhuman with inhuman desires. I know you must be too.

[crassidy]

our species dont lack the ability to reproduce. least not where im from