Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[youresovein]

Oh, don't be such a prude.

Listen. I don't know what you are, whether your vampirism is a cousin to my own or the natural science behind any of it. But I lack a sex drive like a fish lacks a flight drive, you see; our species lacks the ability to reproduce that way; why not, then, abandon the messy biological aspect of the erotic?

I'm inhuman with inhuman desires. I know you must be too.

[crassidy]

our species dont lack the ability to reproduce. least not where im from

[youresovein]

How so?

[crassidy]

ive had kids. my boys r still swimmin

[youresovein]

Fascinating. And your children, were they born vampires as well?

[crassidy]

nope. human
either way it dont matter. inhuman dont give u the right to be hunting folks like there bleeding animals

[youresovein]

The right! Don't be naive. When I was human I hunted game so we could eat, and the wolves hunted us in the wintertime. Why shouldn't I have my pick of the worst of them now?

[crassidy]

and ur the right judge of "worst"?

[youresovein]

Now you're getting it!

[crassidy]

i'm coming wit u on one of these hunts

[youresovein]

Splendid! The more the merrier.

[crassidy]

dont try that charming shite w me m8. im not falling for it
i mean ur still pretty and alurrign i'll give u that but that dont excuse u from murder

[youresovein]

And what would excuse me?

[crassidy]

self defnce???
i don't think it legaly counts as mrder so long as they had it comin

[youresovein]

What if it's someone else's defense?

[crassidy]

idk bout that m8
not my place to be makin that call. im no hero like. could be teh victim is a biger arshole than the attackr

[youresovein]

Lovely equivocating. I adore the way it spares you any moral responsibility.

I'm a monster, I have no illusions about it. Still, by my rather bloody and self-serving account keeping, my dining on the occasional wife beater or small time cutthroat is a net gain for humankind. You, on the other hand, prefer... what, blood donated by humans for humans, I presume? Is that not a parasitic life at best?

[crassidy]

[... !!!!]

we're not monsters! and im no feckin parasite neither!!!!

[How very DARE you make him question his own moral responsibility.]

[youresovein]

Then what are we? I'll hear you out.

[crassidy]

[PAUSE!! For a good minute or so. This question is gonna take some thinking before he comes up with a genius response.]

vampires

[youresovein]

That's right. And I refuse to be ashamed of it.

[crassidy]

im not ashaemd of it neither
dont mean i support tearng throats out all over teh place

[youresovein]

Neither do I. Far too messy.

[crassidy]

how do u do it then?

[youresovein]

I'm not your mother. I'm not going to explain sex and table manners in the same night.