Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[youresovein]

This is completely unfair! You're a shampire, that's what you are!

The only way I can go into the sun is if I'm enough of a fool to get stuck outside. At dawn, I'm quite literally dead to the world.

[crassidy]

wat do u mean?? ded 2 the world?! liek literally???

[youresovein]

Very nearly. A long silent sleep I can't wake from as long as the sun is in the sky.

You mean to tell me you can really walk around during the day? Just like that?

[crassidy]

lol its called sleep, that just sounds like me mmost mondays
an no not 'just like that'. m8 that shite literaly burns me alive

[youresovein]

I know what sleep is; it's the thing I do during infomercials.

Yes, but an umbrella! God, if that was all it took...

[crassidy]

i mean its bettr than nothing yeh. so u just in a daily coma evry sun rise??

[youresovein]

You make it sound so glamorous. Yes, minus breathing.

[crassidy]

lol srry but thsts kind of hilarious. shite ive had days like that wherr u just wake up the next night w dicks drawn on ur face and no clue whdre u r
ever woekn up in a morgue??

[youresovein]

No dicks so far, but the future is infinite.

No, why, have you?

[crassidy]

so many times. it's not as fun as it sounds tbh. altho scarng some of the orderlies can be feckin hilarious

[youresovein]

Yours is a fascinating life, my friend.

But you don't, for example, find yourself overcome with the urge to bury yourself underground if you're caught outside when the sun starts to rise?

[crassidy]

bury myself?? christ no cause im not some sorta mole man
i just find shade

[youresovein]

You're very sure you aren't just anemic?

[crassidy]

oh yeh a long livng anemic
thats wat it is thnx doctor
listen dont get fekkn shirty w me just cause u cant prance around during the day. u got all that other cool shite that i dont. pros and cons

[youresovein]

I'd trade you if I could. What would you like? Mind reading?

[crassidy]

[It takes him a while to respond to this one but eventually...]

look m8 normaly I woukdnt even offer but
i can giev ppl this shite for a day. idk how itd work w urs and all but mayb itd cancel it out???

[youresovein]

[ it takes lestat several moments, likewise. ]

Really? You'd do that?

[crassidy]

course i would ur me m8

[youresovein]

And my friend, if this conversation were happening in person, I would kiss you. I would!

[crassidy]

that can be arranged lol
😜😜😘😘

[youresovein]

Seems only fair, considering.

[crassidy]

u ever bitten another vampire? sounds kinda backwrds

[youresovein]

A few, yes. Haven't you?

[crassidy]

lol no
i dont rly no many vampires anyway. and the ones i met i nevr bit. y would u?

[youresovein]

I'm sorry to hear it, my friend. That's a painfully lonely way to live.

There are several reasons one might drink from another vampire. All the usual pleasures of the blood, of course, but without the climax of the kill. If you've never had vampire blood, if you don't remember the taste of it, then nothing I can say can possibly pay adequate tribute to the pure experience, but you must believe me when I say that our blood is nothing like that of mortals. And healing, and strength, and power, all that lives within the blood and it's that which is exchanged when we drink from one another.

So take your pick. I myself would call it intimacy.