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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

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[crassidy]

lol no
i dont rly no many vampires anyway. and the ones i met i nevr bit. y would u?

[youresovein]

I'm sorry to hear it, my friend. That's a painfully lonely way to live.

There are several reasons one might drink from another vampire. All the usual pleasures of the blood, of course, but without the climax of the kill. If you've never had vampire blood, if you don't remember the taste of it, then nothing I can say can possibly pay adequate tribute to the pure experience, but you must believe me when I say that our blood is nothing like that of mortals. And healing, and strength, and power, all that lives within the blood and it's that which is exchanged when we drink from one another.

So take your pick. I myself would call it intimacy.

[crassidy]

so wat. u get a kick from it, is wat ur saying??

[youresovein]

If you prefer.

[crassidy]

like a drug high?

[youresovein]

Yes, something very much like that! The euphoria, the elevated state of consciousness. And then again, it is a bit like sex.

[crassidy]

lol
idk bout u m8 but im just happy with some molly and a boner

[youresovein]

[ there is











a pause. ]

I see how it is.

[crassidy]

wat?

[He dumb. Is this about the biting offer? God, why are vampires so difficult?]

i didnt mean
i mean w just. other vampires???

[youresovein]

It seems we're misunderstanding one another.

It's only that I didn't realize you could still "get it up," so to speak.

[crassidy]

oh! lol
wait
u can't??

[youresovein]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[crassidy]

so u can't take drugs and u cant fuck?
wat the shite is even the point??

[youresovein]

Your imagination is tragically limited. Don't you have any other hobbies?

[crassidy]

nope not rly
u stil able to get off without the dick in play?

[youresovein]

Really? None? They have entire television channels for shopping now. All hours. It's utterly spellbinding.

And you're hung up on the mechanics of it. What "counts." It's very mortal of you.

[crassidy]

i watch more than enoufgh tv m8
u cant blame me for bein curious. if u get to ask about my umbrela i get to ask about the dick. its fair game. nothin mortal about it, where i'm from we vamps still got everyhtng in working order

[youresovein]

Au contraire! I'm more than happy to field questions about "the dick," as it were. I've never once had shame in that regard.

[crassidy]

good cause i need to no this shite. so u still get naked and fondle tho right??

[youresovein]

Of course, if things end up that way. And I am still the owner of two talented hands and a mouth. I've never heard complaints from the mortals I've taken to bed.

[crassidy]

alright so it aint all bad
but u cant just liek sit and fap one out when u feel like it??

[youresovein]

You misunderstand again. That's when I go hunting.

[crassidy]

wat sorta hunting we talkin bout here?

[youresovein]

I think you know what kind.

[crassidy]

m8 u and i gotta have a srs talk about ur habits one of these days. u shouldnt be hunting any feckin thing. especially not just to get ur rocks off