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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

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[crassidy]

[... !!!!]

we're not monsters! and im no feckin parasite neither!!!!

[How very DARE you make him question his own moral responsibility.]

[youresovein]

Then what are we? I'll hear you out.

[crassidy]

[PAUSE!! For a good minute or so. This question is gonna take some thinking before he comes up with a genius response.]

vampires

[youresovein]

That's right. And I refuse to be ashamed of it.

[crassidy]

im not ashaemd of it neither
dont mean i support tearng throats out all over teh place

[youresovein]

Neither do I. Far too messy.

[crassidy]

how do u do it then?

[youresovein]

I'm not your mother. I'm not going to explain sex and table manners in the same night.

[crassidy]

piss off im not askin fr lessons in this shite
just u and me got diffrnt ways of doin this stuf

[youresovein]

Does the method make it more palatable to you?

[crassidy]

not about paltbles. its qwik and easy. ensures they wont come back neihter

[youresovein]

[ "come back" merely reads as a fear of not finishing them off properly. fledglings usually have the opposite problem, but. well. cassidy is strange. ]

Quick and easy. Mon dieu. Listen, we'll discuss this properly over dinner sometime, how's that? But really, you ought to have some respect for yourself and the poor hapless mortal. No matter how cruel they've been, one ought to let them live their last moments with a bit of dignity, rather than screaming and bleeding like a pig at slaughter.

[crassidy]

whatever. they bleed out in sceonds. thats dignifid enuff

[And also super messy, but nothing he does is tidy anyway.]

[youresovein]

Now which one of us is being barbaric?

[crassidy]

ur mum

[youresovein]

She's likely chewing the throat out of a panther deep in some Peruvian jungle as we speak. I wasn't raised to be tender.

[crassidy]

wait is she fr srs still kickin?

[youresovein]

Yes, and she has less patience for this sort of thing than I do.

[crassidy]

my mums ded
is ur mum for reals a vampire and not just sum weird joke???

[youresovein]

[ it doesn't actually occur to him to offer another vampire condolences on his long-dead mother, appropriate or not. most of them aren't as clingy as he is. it's just not done. ]

She is, yes. She gave me my mortal life and I gave her an eternal one.

[crassidy]

[He's kind of over his parents death, at least as much as one can be, but know what he's not over?! His kid's death. Thanks for those reminders, Lestat.]

o. thats a shite idea m8

[youresovein]

You don't say.

[crassidy]

lol so i gues it went as wel as id thought

[youresovein]

Ah, friend, on the subject of making more little vampires— whatever you're about to suggest, I suggest that you don't.

[crassidy]

not gonna suggest anythg. cept my usual approach on teh matter is "don't"
wat u do with consentin adults is ur busines