Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[crassidy]

mayb i should giev up on that good intentions thing

[youresovein]

The alternative being...? The tragedy of it is, I don't see much point in anything else.

[crassidy]

guess u could do be a mor murdery vampire. that's liek teh opposite of good intentons right?

[youresovein]

It doesn't help much with the loneliness either way.

[crassidy]

yeh i kinda figured
thanks i guess

[youresovein]

For what it's worth, I really couldn't care less who you do or don't want to kill, as long as you can look yourself in the eye the next evening.

You do have a reflection, yes?

[crassidy]

lol ya. do u?! wat about garlic? stakes??

[youresovein]

All myths, quite thankfully. I love my own reflection.

[crassidy]

i go days withot lookin in one. dont liek to scare meself to often haha. wat about being invited into places?

[youresovein]

God, I should hope not. Imagine the inconvenience!

[crassidy]

lol ikr?? bats? u got any bat powers??

[youresovein]

I can't transform into a single thing. I can fly, though.

[crassidy]

hah! got u beat ther. our vampires can transform!!!!
i mean not me
i cant
but one of me m8s can

[youresovein]

Really? Into what?

[crassidy]

cats. mice. probly lotsa shite idk i havent seen the range. he said its p much limitles tho
hes more liek u. got all that extra fancy vampire stuff

[youresovein]

I'm flattered, I suppose, that you'd consider me "extra fancy" when you can go out in the sunlight.

[crassidy]

o come off it m8. othr than the sun thing u already no u got a milion extra things than me
sides i alredy offered my biti ng services

[youresovein]

And so generously. Don't think me unappreciative, please, I shall be perfectly distressed if you do. But tell me more about your extra fancy friend!

[crassidy]

me fancy friend? oh he nother vampire back home. fast and strong and can fly and can transfom into stuff plus got some persuady powers or some shite. sleeps in a coffin to lol

[youresovein]

Now don't "lol" at me, they're perfectly comfortable.

[crassidy]

theyr not bad i'll give u that. tried it out meself. bit cramped for sex tho

[youresovein]

Try that out, too?

[crassidy]

lol u bet. more crampd than a back of a rly small car

[youresovein]

[ and that's how lestat discovered that for all its technological miracles, his communicator could not stand up to the force of a frustrated vampire fist. and it definitely couldn't stand up to its various pieces being thrown into the ocean afterward. ]

[crassidy]

[wow lestat if you'd just asked nicely he might have given you a demonstration.

He sends a few more useless texts and after no response he gives up for the night.]