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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[crassidy]

yeh its alright i spose
buy me a drink or 20 and mayb i can bring u along some time

[leatherboots]

Cassidy you devil, you could ask for 2,000 and it would still be a damned fine deal!

[crassidy]

i'll take 50 and a bj lol

[leatherboots]

Once more, you're criminally underestimating what I am prepared to exchange, but fine! Whatever you so wish! It would be my honour to give you the filthiest, most grateful blowjob you've ever had (after our flight).

[crassidy]

and defintly not during. cant promise id keep hold of u and i reckon its one of tjem things thats no fun in practice lol
u rly think flying is worth all htat?

[leatherboots]

To fly is to be truly free, without restraint or restriction, and for that alone I think it must surely be priceless. Don't you think so?

[crassidy]

sez the guy who can fuckin teleport

[leatherboots]

Oh, that's nothing. That's just opening doors. To fly is to breath in the rainclouds and swim in thunder! Yours is much more fun.

[crassidy]

spose i shouldnt tell u i can be a bird to then huh? lol

[leatherboots]

Now you're just mocking me!

[crassidy]

tweet tweet

[leatherboots]

Bastard.

You do know I can read the minds of animals, yes? Birds included.

[crassidy]

omg can u??? thats awesome
can u read dogs minds? wat do they think??

[leatherboots]

They don't think in words, but emotions. And it's mostly to do with food. Squirrels are rather fun to listen to.

Still not as good as flying!

[crassidy]

u ttly gotta read my mind itd be funny af

[leatherboots]

Is there a limit to the animals that you can become? Could you be a horse if you wished?

[crassidy]

idk if i can get that big
but theres other ways for u to ride me ;)

[leatherboots]

That's worth a second flight, wouldn't you think?

[crassidy]

im p sure paying for favours liek that counts as prostitutin

[leatherboots]

Nonsense! This is merely bit of fun. Call it a sporting endeavour.

Besides, you know I'd fuck you for free, dear Cassidy.

[crassidy]

that might just be the nicest thng anyne has ever said to me

[leatherboots]

How tragic, truly.

[ A few minutes later: ]

...Don't you dare tell me you were being serious.

[crassidy]

i mean it was a rly nice thng to say
so ty for that
did i kill the mood?

[leatherboots]

No, not at all!

Stick around, I'm capable of saying far nicer things, I promise you.

[crassidy]

and here i was about to ditch u lol. guess i gotta keep u around for longr