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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[crassidy]

idk if i can get that big
but theres other ways for u to ride me ;)

[leatherboots]

That's worth a second flight, wouldn't you think?

[crassidy]

im p sure paying for favours liek that counts as prostitutin

[leatherboots]

Nonsense! This is merely bit of fun. Call it a sporting endeavour.

Besides, you know I'd fuck you for free, dear Cassidy.

[crassidy]

that might just be the nicest thng anyne has ever said to me

[leatherboots]

How tragic, truly.

[ A few minutes later: ]

...Don't you dare tell me you were being serious.

[crassidy]

i mean it was a rly nice thng to say
so ty for that
did i kill the mood?

[leatherboots]

No, not at all!

Stick around, I'm capable of saying far nicer things, I promise you.

[crassidy]

and here i was about to ditch u lol. guess i gotta keep u around for longr

[leatherboots]

If you fly as well as you drink then you may very well not have a choice. You won't be able to get rid of me!

[crassidy]

aw i fecked up there. should never have told u. now im gonna be draggin ur arse everywhere

[leatherboots]

Well, lucky you. My arse is FANTASTIC.

[crassidy]

guess i need to get a closr look at it to decide

[leatherboots]

'Decide' he says! Let's not pretend that it's not, nor that either of us have any standards to speak of anyway.

[crassidy]

speak for urself. i got rly high booty stanrds m8. mine may b flat as a pancake but in return i expect somethng that can twerk good

[leatherboots]

Sorry - that can WHAT good?

[crassidy]

twerk
omg ur such an old man. i'll get someone to show u next time we at the strip club. im proper shite at it otherwise id show u meself

[leatherboots]

I beg your pardon? No, you are absolutely NOT getting out of it like that. If I am to do the twerk then I fully expect you to do it too, flat pancake arse or otherwise. I insist.

[crassidy]

ugh fine but u wont see the right amount of jiggle if i do. wont hav the same effect

[leatherboots]

Stop making excuses, you're doing your arse a disservice.

[crassidy]

dont get me wrong its a fine arse but it aint made for twerkin trust me m8
but for u i wil twerk it. consider urself lucky

[leatherboots]

Oh, I do.

I'll let you know the moment I'm back in America. Don't go flying away before I'm back!

[crassidy]

good. it better b feckin soon u arsehole. now all i can think bout is twerking

[leatherboots]

Poor dear Cassidy, plagued by thoughts of arses. You only have yourself to blame, really. You brought it up.

[crassidy]

ur arse is to blame