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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[crassidy]

spose i shouldnt tell u i can be a bird to then huh? lol

[leatherboots]

Now you're just mocking me!

[crassidy]

tweet tweet

[leatherboots]

Bastard.

You do know I can read the minds of animals, yes? Birds included.

[crassidy]

omg can u??? thats awesome
can u read dogs minds? wat do they think??

[leatherboots]

They don't think in words, but emotions. And it's mostly to do with food. Squirrels are rather fun to listen to.

Still not as good as flying!

[crassidy]

u ttly gotta read my mind itd be funny af

[leatherboots]

Is there a limit to the animals that you can become? Could you be a horse if you wished?

[crassidy]

idk if i can get that big
but theres other ways for u to ride me ;)

[leatherboots]

That's worth a second flight, wouldn't you think?

[crassidy]

im p sure paying for favours liek that counts as prostitutin

[leatherboots]

Nonsense! This is merely bit of fun. Call it a sporting endeavour.

Besides, you know I'd fuck you for free, dear Cassidy.

[crassidy]

that might just be the nicest thng anyne has ever said to me

[leatherboots]

How tragic, truly.

[ A few minutes later: ]

...Don't you dare tell me you were being serious.

[crassidy]

i mean it was a rly nice thng to say
so ty for that
did i kill the mood?

[leatherboots]

No, not at all!

Stick around, I'm capable of saying far nicer things, I promise you.

[crassidy]

and here i was about to ditch u lol. guess i gotta keep u around for longr

[leatherboots]

If you fly as well as you drink then you may very well not have a choice. You won't be able to get rid of me!

[crassidy]

aw i fecked up there. should never have told u. now im gonna be draggin ur arse everywhere

[leatherboots]

Well, lucky you. My arse is FANTASTIC.

[crassidy]

guess i need to get a closr look at it to decide

[leatherboots]

'Decide' he says! Let's not pretend that it's not, nor that either of us have any standards to speak of anyway.

[crassidy]

speak for urself. i got rly high booty stanrds m8. mine may b flat as a pancake but in return i expect somethng that can twerk good

[leatherboots]

Sorry - that can WHAT good?

[crassidy]

twerk
omg ur such an old man. i'll get someone to show u next time we at the strip club. im proper shite at it otherwise id show u meself