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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[crassidy]

ur arse is to blame

[leatherboots]

My arse is entirely innocent.

[ The photo that accompanies the message definitely isn't. It wasn't taken today - it wasn't even taken this month - but that's the benefit of being a thot with a phone full of your own thirst pics. ]

[crassidy]

holy shite i see uve managed to get that cmaera workin

[leatherboots]

I can't claim the artistic credit. This is simply the benefits keeping modern company. There are other benefits involved too, of course.

For god's sake, don't you dare share that photo with anyone. I'm selling signed copies of these for $100 apiece. I don't want you devaluing my work.

[crassidy]

who tf is buyin signd arse pics for $100?
i mean i ttly would but who else?

[leatherboots]

You'd be surprised. We have some rather disgusting(ly rich) little fans out there, you know.

[crassidy]

fair point m8. i make a feckin killin durin that import con just selling autografs and pics. amazing wat fans will pay

[leatherboots]

See? It's a damn fine plan.

[crassidy]

wen u get back u can come ovr and take photos of my arse ok. i wanna sell pics of my booty

[leatherboots]

I thought you said it was (and I quote) a pancake?

[crassidy]

some ppl r into that

[leatherboots]

Fair enough. I'm not a particularly fine photographer, remember. My skills lie in... other areas.

[crassidy]

perfect. u can take blurry pics and make em like mysterius cryptid pics of my arse

[leatherboots]

Dear god, now there's a thought. Wild cryptid arse! We can probably double the price on that alone.

[crassidy]

god they would. ppl love that cryptid shite. lets do it. get back here and photgraph my arse