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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[leatherboots]

No, not at all!

Stick around, I'm capable of saying far nicer things, I promise you.

[crassidy]

and here i was about to ditch u lol. guess i gotta keep u around for longr

[leatherboots]

If you fly as well as you drink then you may very well not have a choice. You won't be able to get rid of me!

[crassidy]

aw i fecked up there. should never have told u. now im gonna be draggin ur arse everywhere

[leatherboots]

Well, lucky you. My arse is FANTASTIC.

[crassidy]

guess i need to get a closr look at it to decide

[leatherboots]

'Decide' he says! Let's not pretend that it's not, nor that either of us have any standards to speak of anyway.

[crassidy]

speak for urself. i got rly high booty stanrds m8. mine may b flat as a pancake but in return i expect somethng that can twerk good

[leatherboots]

Sorry - that can WHAT good?

[crassidy]

twerk
omg ur such an old man. i'll get someone to show u next time we at the strip club. im proper shite at it otherwise id show u meself

[leatherboots]

I beg your pardon? No, you are absolutely NOT getting out of it like that. If I am to do the twerk then I fully expect you to do it too, flat pancake arse or otherwise. I insist.

[crassidy]

ugh fine but u wont see the right amount of jiggle if i do. wont hav the same effect

[leatherboots]

Stop making excuses, you're doing your arse a disservice.

[crassidy]

dont get me wrong its a fine arse but it aint made for twerkin trust me m8
but for u i wil twerk it. consider urself lucky

[leatherboots]

Oh, I do.

I'll let you know the moment I'm back in America. Don't go flying away before I'm back!

[crassidy]

good. it better b feckin soon u arsehole. now all i can think bout is twerking

[leatherboots]

Poor dear Cassidy, plagued by thoughts of arses. You only have yourself to blame, really. You brought it up.

[crassidy]

ur arse is to blame

[leatherboots]

My arse is entirely innocent.

[ The photo that accompanies the message definitely isn't. It wasn't taken today - it wasn't even taken this month - but that's the benefit of being a thot with a phone full of your own thirst pics. ]

[crassidy]

holy shite i see uve managed to get that cmaera workin

[leatherboots]

I can't claim the artistic credit. This is simply the benefits keeping modern company. There are other benefits involved too, of course.

For god's sake, don't you dare share that photo with anyone. I'm selling signed copies of these for $100 apiece. I don't want you devaluing my work.

[crassidy]

who tf is buyin signd arse pics for $100?
i mean i ttly would but who else?

[leatherboots]

You'd be surprised. We have some rather disgusting(ly rich) little fans out there, you know.

[crassidy]

fair point m8. i make a feckin killin durin that import con just selling autografs and pics. amazing wat fans will pay

[leatherboots]

See? It's a damn fine plan.