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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

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[crassidy]

[No better person to call at night than a nocturnal creature.]

Shoot, gorgeous.

[killtime]

What's the deal with Logan and the robot?

[crassidy]

The robot?

[killtime]

[ IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE HER DEADPAN STARE ]

The fact that I even have to fucking clarify — is it a fetish? Modern society makes me want to find a cave to go comatose in.

[crassidy]

Honestly, I kinda get it. Somethin' different, is it not? Strong too, I bet. You wouldn't be interested in a good lookin' robot?

[killtime]

Sure, why the fuck not. That doesn't mean I'd go around banging so many robots that people don't know what robot I'm talking about when I say "the robot."

[crassidy]

I mean, c'mon, this is Logan we're talkin' about here.

[killtime]

[ Pause. ]

Okay, point. But there's really only one that follows him around.

[crassidy]

Danger, right? Think they got a bit of a thing goin' on.

[killtime]

I said that, and the robot looked at me like she wanted to crush my skull.

[crassidy]

Hah! Sounds 'bout right. Can you imagine fuckin' 'round with Logan a few times and folks thinkin' you and him are in love?

[killtime]

Well, I wasn't going to go that far. So, you know, if Blue shows up pissed because she has one of our phones tapped, I'm blaming you for use of the "L" word.

[crassidy]

Y'think they'd prefer the term "fuck buddies"?

[killtime]

Honestly, I don't give that much of a damn. Just don't want drama. And with all the fucking around that happens in this shit hole, I'd rather know if somebody's angry robot girlfriend is gonna come over and ruin my day.

[crassidy]

Haha, Danger? Nah, she's a sweetheart.

[killtime]

...We are talking about the same Danger, right?

[crassidy]

Big blue robot lady? Yeah. Total pussy cat.

[killtime]

Her name is Danger, Cass.

[crassidy]

A danger to my heart. From all the sweetness.

[killtime]

[ Deadpan: ]

You're fucking her too, aren't you. Am I the only one not fucking Danger around here?

[crassidy]

No! [So indignant.]

No, I actually haven't. We're just good mates. Totally would fuck her though, I mean, who wouldn't?

[killtime]

I'm on the fence. [ Dryly: ] Might beat you to it.

[crassidy]

You would beat me to it. Like, it's depressing how hot you are, love, my scrawny arse can't compete.

[killtime]

Aw, Cass. You know just what to say to a girl.

Don't be so hard on yourself though. We don't mind your scrawny ass around here.

[crassidy]

Pfft, only 'cause it's flat enough to snort coke off of.