Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

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[killtime]

I said that, and the robot looked at me like she wanted to crush my skull.

[crassidy]

Hah! Sounds 'bout right. Can you imagine fuckin' 'round with Logan a few times and folks thinkin' you and him are in love?

[killtime]

Well, I wasn't going to go that far. So, you know, if Blue shows up pissed because she has one of our phones tapped, I'm blaming you for use of the "L" word.

[crassidy]

Y'think they'd prefer the term "fuck buddies"?

[killtime]

Honestly, I don't give that much of a damn. Just don't want drama. And with all the fucking around that happens in this shit hole, I'd rather know if somebody's angry robot girlfriend is gonna come over and ruin my day.

[crassidy]

Haha, Danger? Nah, she's a sweetheart.

[killtime]

...We are talking about the same Danger, right?

[crassidy]

Big blue robot lady? Yeah. Total pussy cat.

[killtime]

Her name is Danger, Cass.

[crassidy]

A danger to my heart. From all the sweetness.

[killtime]

[ Deadpan: ]

You're fucking her too, aren't you. Am I the only one not fucking Danger around here?

[crassidy]

No! [So indignant.]

No, I actually haven't. We're just good mates. Totally would fuck her though, I mean, who wouldn't?

[killtime]

I'm on the fence. [ Dryly: ] Might beat you to it.

[crassidy]

You would beat me to it. Like, it's depressing how hot you are, love, my scrawny arse can't compete.

[killtime]

Aw, Cass. You know just what to say to a girl.

Don't be so hard on yourself though. We don't mind your scrawny ass around here.

[crassidy]

Pfft, only 'cause it's flat enough to snort coke off of.

[killtime]

That's as good a use for an ass as any. We've got to snort coke off of something.

[crassidy]

Y'make a fair point there, love. Not so sure Danger's got many flat surfaces though.

[killtime]

You know what, can't even fucking argue with it. You should've seen in her in uniform at the Swear-In.

[crassidy]

Oh, Christ, was it somethin' sexy?

[killtime]

Suit and tie. It worked for her. Guess we can thank Logan for that, at least.

[crassidy]

Oof, instant boner material.

[killtime]

Yeah, well, between pissing her off and checking her out, at least I wasn't bored. Probably would've been more fun with you there though.

[crassidy]

It's a shame I missed it, to be sure, but I was earnin' the big dollars for spooky shite. Mostly worth it.

[killtime]

Yeah? You gonna at least buy me a beer or two with those big dollars?