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"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

No! [So indignant.]

No, I actually haven't. We're just good mates. Totally would fuck her though, I mean, who wouldn't?

I'm on the fence. [ Dryly: ] Might beat you to it.

You would beat me to it. Like, it's depressing how hot you are, love, my scrawny arse can't compete.

Aw, Cass. You know just what to say to a girl.

Don't be so hard on yourself though. We don't mind your scrawny ass around here.

Pfft, only 'cause it's flat enough to snort coke off of.

That's as good a use for an ass as any. We've got to snort coke off of something.

Y'make a fair point there, love. Not so sure Danger's got many flat surfaces though.

You know what, can't even fucking argue with it. You should've seen in her in uniform at the Swear-In.

Oh, Christ, was it somethin' sexy?

Suit and tie. It worked for her. Guess we can thank Logan for that, at least.

Oof, instant boner material.

Yeah, well, between pissing her off and checking her out, at least I wasn't bored. Probably would've been more fun with you there though.

It's a shame I missed it, to be sure, but I was earnin' the big dollars for spooky shite. Mostly worth it.

Yeah? You gonna at least buy me a beer or two with those big dollars?

I can probably spare a few. Might even have a pill or two to give out if you're lucky. You watch any of it?

Not much of a TV person. But if you wanna bring those pills over, we can watch some together.

Let's feckin' do it! I just wanna see what the goss was, y'know? When else in yer life can you see what everyone else was sayin'?!

Well, come on then. Swing by my place, bring the good stuff, and we'll watch some fucking television.

You got booze?

[ FFFFF ]

Do I have booze. This is me we're talking about.

[He scoffs.]

Right. I'll bring some of me own stash too, seein' as I'm meant to be buyin' and all. Thanks, love.