Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

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[killtime]

[ Deadpan: ]

You're fucking her too, aren't you. Am I the only one not fucking Danger around here?

[crassidy]

No! [So indignant.]

No, I actually haven't. We're just good mates. Totally would fuck her though, I mean, who wouldn't?

[killtime]

I'm on the fence. [ Dryly: ] Might beat you to it.

[crassidy]

You would beat me to it. Like, it's depressing how hot you are, love, my scrawny arse can't compete.

[killtime]

Aw, Cass. You know just what to say to a girl.

Don't be so hard on yourself though. We don't mind your scrawny ass around here.

[crassidy]

Pfft, only 'cause it's flat enough to snort coke off of.

[killtime]

That's as good a use for an ass as any. We've got to snort coke off of something.

[crassidy]

Y'make a fair point there, love. Not so sure Danger's got many flat surfaces though.

[killtime]

You know what, can't even fucking argue with it. You should've seen in her in uniform at the Swear-In.

[crassidy]

Oh, Christ, was it somethin' sexy?

[killtime]

Suit and tie. It worked for her. Guess we can thank Logan for that, at least.

[crassidy]

Oof, instant boner material.

[killtime]

Yeah, well, between pissing her off and checking her out, at least I wasn't bored. Probably would've been more fun with you there though.

[crassidy]

It's a shame I missed it, to be sure, but I was earnin' the big dollars for spooky shite. Mostly worth it.

[killtime]

Yeah? You gonna at least buy me a beer or two with those big dollars?

[crassidy]

I can probably spare a few. Might even have a pill or two to give out if you're lucky. You watch any of it?

[killtime]

Not much of a TV person. But if you wanna bring those pills over, we can watch some together.

[crassidy]

Let's feckin' do it! I just wanna see what the goss was, y'know? When else in yer life can you see what everyone else was sayin'?!

[killtime]

Well, come on then. Swing by my place, bring the good stuff, and we'll watch some fucking television.

[crassidy]

You got booze?

[killtime]

[ FFFFF ]

Do I have booze. This is me we're talking about.

[crassidy]

[He scoffs.]

Right. I'll bring some of me own stash too, seein' as I'm meant to be buyin' and all. Thanks, love.