Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[herrstory]

You are still alive after that whole thing in De Chima, I take it?

[ Guess who's checking up.......a month later. ]

[crassidy]

[It's the thought that counts.]

aw r u worried about me?

[herrstory]

No.

[crassidy]

lol fuck u 2
got out of there eventually did u?

[herrstory]

Probably around the same time as you.
It inevitably subsided as I knew it would.
My wings fell off shortly afterward.
I saw a dead rodent on the side of the road, so I thought of you.
Murder anyone lately?

[crassidy]

real feckin charmer
u got wings?! wtf?

[herrstory]

Is that envy?

[crassidy]

i mean its not fair is what it's not. why should u get wings? did u fly?

[herrstory]

Perhaps you missed the free wing upgrades when you ran off into the woods like a lunatic.

[crassidy]

i had things to do that didnt involve hanging around with ur ugly mug

[herrstory]

Such as what?
Fondling yourself?

[crassidy]

christ how quickly did u get to that after i left u sick bastard?

[herrstory]

I did not touch myself that entire week.

[ A record!!! ]

[crassidy]

surprising tbh. the shite did you even get up to?

[herrstory]

My employer arrived.
I did not kill him.
A monster of some sort attacked.
I spent most of my time trying to avoid it.
I assume it did not find you.

[crassidy]

no clue. spent my time chasin woodland creatures. coulda been a monster there too. mightve eaten it

[herrstory]

You do not remember much of what transpired, do you?

[crassidy]

literally nothin beyond the first few days. like a bender of momentous proportions. u remember it?

[herrstory]

I do. Every last moment.
Though perhaps you are the one who lucked out in the end.
Even if I did receive the wings.

[crassidy]

shite. i hear it got a little funky

[herrstory]

Welcome to this universe. Do you now see why it is in need of salvation?

[crassidy]

m8 i don't think there's a universe out there that don't need salvationing. salvationing? salvatised? saved. saving

[herrstory]

Are you high?

[crassidy]

i mighta had a few sniffs of somethin. not that its any of ur business
u rly tryin to salvationise this universe with ur messiah crap? again?

[herrstory]

It is not your concern what I'm doing since you clearly do not wish to take part.