Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[herrstory]

Not immediately executed. For a start.

[crassidy]

honestly m8 i think i'll take my chances
cheers for the offer tho

[herrstory]

I suppose it was too much to expect you to make a wise decision.

[crassidy]

i'd rather be immediately executed if new world order puts you in charge. i'd say that's pretty wise

[herrstory]

I'm not trying to be the Messiah.

[crassidy]

but ur pullin the strings. thats wat u want isnt it? u no ur ugly mug can't be the face of any saviours but u still wanna be the power behind it.
m8 i may be stupid but i'm not stupid

[herrstory]

Do you honestly believe I have any sort of control over Jesse Custer?

[crassidy]

lol no but u wish u did. i bet u been desperately tryng. sent enough kill squads in ur time

[herrstory]

That was because I had originally intended to kill him. And you. And the woman.

[crassidy]

killin the innocent side parts eh. not very christian of u

[herrstory]

"Innocent?"

[crassidy]

sort of

[herrstory]

Anyway. Murder happens to be highly Christian. Take the Old Testament for example.

[crassidy]

honestly man i can't even argue wit that. religious folk always tearin at each others throats. mayb if u looked into that and fixed some of teh worlds problems u wouldnt need to chase padre everywhere
just sayin

[herrstory]

The world's "problems" are too far gone to be fixed without a messiah. What do you think I've been trying to do?

[crassidy]

i think ur idea and my idea of problems and fixin them are 2 very different things

[herrstory]

Highly likely because you are an idiot.

[crassidy]

blood charmin. no wonder you need a mouthpiece like jess. no one in their right bleedin mind would look to ur ugly mug for saving

[herrstory]

My appearance has no bearing on my capabilities.

[crassidy]

has a beari g on public appearance tho. ppl r fickle m8 and u no it. love island is popular for a reason, sometimes we just wanna watch half naked hot folk. with ur gammy eye and just. like. ur face in genegal, there aint a viewrship for it. jess tho? hes a handsome lad. powerful. voice is just the icing on the cake

[herrstory]

Do you mind trying that again? This time in English.

[crassidy]

fuk u. why don't u learn some english then u german bastard?

[herrstory]

I already know it. Far better than you, it would seem.

[crassidy]

real bloody mature. ur just tryng to avoid wat i'm saying cuz u no it's true. no one likes u and u gotta hide behind mouthpieces just to stand a chance