Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[herrstory]

Then I suppose I will be at a loss.
But I do not foresee that happening. He has been within this world for many years already.

[crassidy]

so the longer someones here the longer they stay like? sounds like a shite deal

[herrstory]

I imagine the porter tends to make investments in the long term. If you can make it beyond a single year within this world, then the odds are in your favor of staying for far longer.

[crassidy]

and how long u got under ur belt?

[herrstory]

Nearly 9 months.

[crassidy]

not long now then. few more months and u could be stuck here like the other sod

[herrstory]

It does not matter terribly much. Both worlds will work out in my favor.
You should probably repent since you are clearly destined to exist in my new world order.

[crassidy]

and wat would i get for repenting?

[herrstory]

Not immediately executed. For a start.

[crassidy]

honestly m8 i think i'll take my chances
cheers for the offer tho

[herrstory]

I suppose it was too much to expect you to make a wise decision.

[crassidy]

i'd rather be immediately executed if new world order puts you in charge. i'd say that's pretty wise

[herrstory]

I'm not trying to be the Messiah.

[crassidy]

but ur pullin the strings. thats wat u want isnt it? u no ur ugly mug can't be the face of any saviours but u still wanna be the power behind it.
m8 i may be stupid but i'm not stupid

[herrstory]

Do you honestly believe I have any sort of control over Jesse Custer?

[crassidy]

lol no but u wish u did. i bet u been desperately tryng. sent enough kill squads in ur time

[herrstory]

That was because I had originally intended to kill him. And you. And the woman.

[crassidy]

killin the innocent side parts eh. not very christian of u

[herrstory]

"Innocent?"

[crassidy]

sort of

[herrstory]

Anyway. Murder happens to be highly Christian. Take the Old Testament for example.

[crassidy]

honestly man i can't even argue wit that. religious folk always tearin at each others throats. mayb if u looked into that and fixed some of teh worlds problems u wouldnt need to chase padre everywhere
just sayin

[herrstory]

The world's "problems" are too far gone to be fixed without a messiah. What do you think I've been trying to do?

[crassidy]

i think ur idea and my idea of problems and fixin them are 2 very different things

[herrstory]

Highly likely because you are an idiot.