Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[notgood]

You're right. You would, wouldn't you?

[crassidy]

Thank you, at least you got some sense in you, mate. Vampire maths is different, see, we learn it when we get bit.

[notgood]

What about vampire writing? And vampire history? How are your studies there?

[crassidy]

Oh, yeah, no, I was shite at those subjects. Vampire film studies was good one though.

[notgood]

So you can count how many times they stole your looks?

[crassidy]

Exactly, now you're gettin' it, I'm actually in high demand. Like a bloody muse.

[notgood]

Then I'm very fortunate you applied for this position, aren't I?

[crassidy]

Right, 'cept I'm not comin' to the court room with you for inspiration. I prefer to stay outta all law related things as much as possible unless the cops have got me.

[notgood]

Even if I needed the moral support?

[No, he'd literally never ask Cassidy to be in the court room...]

[crassidy]

I don't have any spare morals to give.

[notgood]

Fair.

[crassidy]

[Sniff.]

So we done here or what? Obviously I'm the best you're gonna get.

[notgood]

We are done. You're clearly astounding.

[crassidy]

Cheers, mate. Appreciate it. Honestly one of the first interviews I've ever done, if y'can believe it.

[Surely Chauncy could never believe such a revelation. In the mean time Cassidy is pushing himself to his feet and offering his hand over the desk to shake.]

[notgood]

One of? This isn't the first?

[crassidy]

I've had more than me fair share of police interviews, do they count? And one time I accidentally had an audition for some weird arse TV show... oh wait, but that counts as an audition, not an interview, right?

[notgood]

The audition right now is the closest to an actual interview you've described. A police interview isn't for a position, it's to prove innocence, guilt, or just to describe involvement.

[crassidy]

Oh. Then yeah, I ain't really had any other. Might be surprised to know that I ain't exactly had any reputable jobs in me past. I'm sure this one'll go fine though!

[notgood]

Here's to hoping.

[crassidy]

I'll drink to that. Later, though, 'cause I got a date with a very nice lookin' strip club a few blocks away. I'll hear from yeh soon, boss man.

[notgood]

You're going to The Glass Slipper? Really?

[crassidy]

[Beat.]

Why? Wha's wrong with that?

[notgood]

It's- no, nevermind. Nevermind. Have fun, Cassidy.

[crassidy]

No, c'mon. You tryna tell me it's not a good one?

[notgood]

I've never been. I don't know. But I have heard it called ... 'the broken sandal.'