Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[notgood]

We are done. You're clearly astounding.

[crassidy]

Cheers, mate. Appreciate it. Honestly one of the first interviews I've ever done, if y'can believe it.

[Surely Chauncy could never believe such a revelation. In the mean time Cassidy is pushing himself to his feet and offering his hand over the desk to shake.]

[notgood]

One of? This isn't the first?

[crassidy]

I've had more than me fair share of police interviews, do they count? And one time I accidentally had an audition for some weird arse TV show... oh wait, but that counts as an audition, not an interview, right?

[notgood]

The audition right now is the closest to an actual interview you've described. A police interview isn't for a position, it's to prove innocence, guilt, or just to describe involvement.

[crassidy]

Oh. Then yeah, I ain't really had any other. Might be surprised to know that I ain't exactly had any reputable jobs in me past. I'm sure this one'll go fine though!

[notgood]

Here's to hoping.

[crassidy]

I'll drink to that. Later, though, 'cause I got a date with a very nice lookin' strip club a few blocks away. I'll hear from yeh soon, boss man.

[notgood]

You're going to The Glass Slipper? Really?

[crassidy]

[Beat.]

Why? Wha's wrong with that?

[notgood]

It's- no, nevermind. Nevermind. Have fun, Cassidy.

[crassidy]

No, c'mon. You tryna tell me it's not a good one?

[notgood]

I've never been. I don't know. But I have heard it called ... 'the broken sandal.'

[crassidy]

Hah, feckin' brilliant. Sounds like my sorta place. Ah, sure, why don't you come along there, fella, if you've never been? Take a break.

[notgood]

There's a few too many repercussions I'd need to worry about for me to consider it. Thanks anyway, Cassidy.

[crassidy]

Suit yourself, there. I'll seeya around, eh? It's been good, mate.

[Is he finally leaving?! He's finally leaving.]