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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

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[crassidy]

[Even though this is a question he's been asked a hundred times before, he tries not to sound too bored by it. But he is there leaning his weight sideways onto the bar as he lazily counts on his fingers.]

It's all shite. Garlic, stakes, crosses, holy water, reflections, bein' invited in, this creepy obsession with virgins, all of it. Only truth is sunlight and blood, that's it.

[crassidy]

Hard to say 'bout that one.

[Normally, even an oversharer like Cass might be a bit more delicate about discussing all the blood drinking with relative strangers, but them druggies got him chatty.]

I reckon not, usually it don't get to that though. It's a want, y'know? A need. Longer we go without it, the more we want it. Same as puttin' food in front of a starvin' man, eventually he's gonna eat it.

[crassidy]

No it's not bleedin' potato, potahto! Who the shite even says potahto?!

[Looks like Tate might have touched on a bit of a nerve there.]

I'm a vampire, alright?! I'm not a feckin' cannibal.

[crassidy]

I don't drink people, mate, I drink blood, and only when I need to. If that's cannibalism then we really need to start questionin' babies drinkin' from their mam. Or-- or any time you swallow after a BJ. Straight up cannibalism there too, man.

[crassidy]

[He's still a little delicate about the entire thing, but not enough to bother about the shove. The kid's finally having a bit of fun and Cassidy isn't going to take that away from him.]

Mate, if you think meat and liquid are "pretty fucking close", then you need your head checked.

[crassidy]

[With a roll of his eyes, Cass joins in with a light chuckle, laughing off any prior vampire slights as all in good fun. It's fine, he's fine, no problems here.]

How the shite did you end up with a cannibal for a girlfriend anyway, eh? That sounds like a story. She eat more than just dick?

[crassidy]

Christ, that's some weird shite. I think I'd be a bit more worried if me girlfriend was tryna bite chunks off me. She just do that for fun? Cannibals, like, it's not usually a necessity issit?

[At least not in his experience. He's only met two cannibals in this world who "need" to eat meat, and they're not entirely human, and weirdos like him so he's cool to let them slide.]

[crassidy]

Had to eat? So she wasn't entirely human by the sounds of it. At least, I've never heard of any human folk having to eat other folk.

[Not that he's an expert in this sort of thing.]

[crassidy]

I just figured your lady takin' nibbles of you counted as pretty feckin' weird, lad, but consentin' adults and all that. What folk do in their own time is their business, I guess, eh?

[Even if he's not entirely sure how someone just randomly becomes a cannibal out of "necessity".]

She used to be here?

[crassidy]

[Cassidy has no fucking clue what he's talking about, but he knows enough to realise crazy shit is happening all the time around here, as is losing loved ones due to shitty Porter decisions.]

Ah, lad, I'm sorry to hear it. Can't be easy to have her go like that.

[crassidy]

[Well that was a quick enough switch around. At least he's moving on with his life?!]

Oh, yeah, that I am, thanks for askin'. Christ, I don't even have to pay for it most nights, I've never been to a place where people are so damn eager and so good lookin'.

[Which he sounds surprised about rather than self-satisfied. Cassidy doesn't exactly think too highly of himself most days.]

[crassidy]

Oh, lad.

[Bless this child.]

Sometimes it ain't that easy, and sometimes it's just nice to go the simple route. Payin' just means you know what you're gettin' and how long for. They know what you want, you know what they want, and after it's all done with, there's no awkward shite at the end of it all. It's not that I can't get it here-- although honestly with a mug like mine it's 50/50-- it's just sometimes I don't wanna get it here.