I don't drink people, mate, I drink blood, and only when I need to. If that's cannibalism then we really need to start questionin' babies drinkin' from their mam. Or-- or any time you swallow after a BJ. Straight up cannibalism there too, man.
[He's still a little delicate about the entire thing, but not enough to bother about the shove. The kid's finally having a bit of fun and Cassidy isn't going to take that away from him.]
Mate, if you think meat and liquid are "pretty fucking close", then you need your head checked.
[With a roll of his eyes, Cass joins in with a light chuckle, laughing off any prior vampire slights as all in good fun. It's fine, he's fine, no problems here.]
How the shite did you end up with a cannibal for a girlfriend anyway, eh? That sounds like a story. She eat more than just dick?
Christ, that's some weird shite. I think I'd be a bit more worried if me girlfriend was tryna bite chunks off me. She just do that for fun? Cannibals, like, it's not usually a necessity issit?
[At least not in his experience. He's only met two cannibals in this world who "need" to eat meat, and they're not entirely human, and weirdos like him so he's cool to let them slide.]
I just figured your lady takin' nibbles of you counted as pretty feckin' weird, lad, but consentin' adults and all that. What folk do in their own time is their business, I guess, eh?
[Even if he's not entirely sure how someone just randomly becomes a cannibal out of "necessity".]
[Cassidy has no fucking clue what he's talking about, but he knows enough to realise crazy shit is happening all the time around here, as is losing loved ones due to shitty Porter decisions.]
Ah, lad, I'm sorry to hear it. Can't be easy to have her go like that.
[Well that was a quick enough switch around. At least he's moving on with his life?!]
Oh, yeah, that I am, thanks for askin'. Christ, I don't even have to pay for it most nights, I've never been to a place where people are so damn eager and so good lookin'.
[Which he sounds surprised about rather than self-satisfied. Cassidy doesn't exactly think too highly of himself most days.]
Sometimes it ain't that easy, and sometimes it's just nice to go the simple route. Payin' just means you know what you're gettin' and how long for. They know what you want, you know what they want, and after it's all done with, there's no awkward shite at the end of it all. It's not that I can't get it here-- although honestly with a mug like mine it's 50/50-- it's just sometimes I don't wanna get it here.
[Bluntness is pretty much Cassidy's speciality, especially when it comes to subjects that plenty of other folks would blanch at even approaching. You're in good company here, Tate.]
Never stop learnin', eh? Christ, I mean, there's plenty of other folk who'd be quick to disagree, but they're the sort to be lookin' down on hookers and the sorts. Me, I got nothin' wrong with such a noble service. They're offerin' an honest and safe environment for a small fee, and I tell ya, lad, they're some of the best damn carers and therapists you'll ever meet.
Cassidy can't help but give a snorting laugh at the question, but there's nothing malicious behind that amusement.]
Yeah, those too. Nothin' quite like a few whips and chains to really take yer mind off the useless shite. If pain ain't quite the thing you need, there's always just the control of it. Got an interest in them yourself, do ya?
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[Looks like Tate might have touched on a bit of a nerve there.]
I'm a vampire, alright?! I'm not a feckin' cannibal.
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Mate, if you think meat and liquid are "pretty fucking close", then you need your head checked.
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How the shite did you end up with a cannibal for a girlfriend anyway, eh? That sounds like a story. She eat more than just dick?
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[At least not in his experience. He's only met two cannibals in this world who "need" to eat meat, and they're not entirely human, and weirdos like him so he's cool to let them slide.]
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[Not that he's an expert in this sort of thing.]
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[Even if he's not entirely sure how someone just randomly becomes a cannibal out of "necessity".]
She used to be here?
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Ah, lad, I'm sorry to hear it. Can't be easy to have her go like that.
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Oh, yeah, that I am, thanks for askin'. Christ, I don't even have to pay for it most nights, I've never been to a place where people are so damn eager and so good lookin'.
[Which he sounds surprised about rather than self-satisfied. Cassidy doesn't exactly think too highly of himself most days.]
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[Bless this child.]
Sometimes it ain't that easy, and sometimes it's just nice to go the simple route. Payin' just means you know what you're gettin' and how long for. They know what you want, you know what they want, and after it's all done with, there's no awkward shite at the end of it all. It's not that I can't get it here-- although honestly with a mug like mine it's 50/50-- it's just sometimes I don't wanna get it here.
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Never stop learnin', eh? Christ, I mean, there's plenty of other folk who'd be quick to disagree, but they're the sort to be lookin' down on hookers and the sorts. Me, I got nothin' wrong with such a noble service. They're offerin' an honest and safe environment for a small fee, and I tell ya, lad, they're some of the best damn carers and therapists you'll ever meet.
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Cassidy can't help but give a snorting laugh at the question, but there's nothing malicious behind that amusement.]
Yeah, those too. Nothin' quite like a few whips and chains to really take yer mind off the useless shite. If pain ain't quite the thing you need, there's always just the control of it. Got an interest in them yourself, do ya?
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