Mask or Menace IC contact

[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

I think, perhaps, more a chance meeting. In person. So she won't think I'm behind planning all this -- you understand. Happenstance! It's far more savory.

[crassidy]

Oh, right you are! Chance encounter with a special lady. Don't think it's a little, uh, stalker like? Y'know, to be waitin' out for her?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I don't think that, no.

[Just normal behavior! From friends! This is how Chilton's used to being treated!!]

[crassidy]

[Cassidy... is less sure that's normal, but he's not one to judge.]

No, you're right obviously, not weird at all. Just a guy waitin' for a fancy lady. Send me over some local hangouts of hers and I'll do me best. You can count on me, mate, I think me and her might really hit it off.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'll be relieved to hear it -- she and I could use some more mutual friends, you know how it is. I'll be sure to hunt down her more common quarters for your reference.

I think this is a step in the right direction.

[Totally healthy.]

[crassidy]

You lookin' for a third wheel, mate? I got plenty of experience with that, can really brighten up your date nights.

[It'd be like bringing your kid to dinner rather than leaving him with a babysitter! Very romantic.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

Hm, well. Actually that isn't the worst of suggestions to indulge.

[He says that now.]

[crassidy]

Hey, you just let me know. Ol' Cass is always here to help his best mates.

[slightlyoffchilt]

That's good of you, Cassidy. We'll follow up on this, won't we?

[crassidy]

I'm sure we will, doc. I'll find that lady of yours first, make sure me and her get real acquainted.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Give me a call back, when you do.

[crassidy]

Will do, mate.

[Smoochie noises as he hangs up. Smooches of love. Now he can just go die from guilt and awkwardness at the whole Raina ordeal, bye forever.]