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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

Comments

[youresovein]

No, I missed that juicy little drama, I think. But it's all forgiven? Or mostly forgiven?

My beloved was twice party to my attempted murder. So I know how it goes, when you're in love.

[crassidy]

yeah mostly
he tried to murdr u? twice? how did u forgiv that?

[youresovein]

Well. It wasn't his idea.

[crassidy]

u sure that makes it better n not worse?

[youresovein]

I don't know. It was our daughter's idea, so you tell me.

[crassidy]

the fact it only took a kid to persude ur bf to kill u? yeh that sounds worse. at lest my reasonin was more than "a lil girl told me to"
no offence

[youresovein]

She's gone, you know.

Claudia.

She went home. Or back. Whatever they call it. I don't expect I'll see her again.

[crassidy]

yeah i thought i didnt see her around for a while
i miss the lil sod
im sorry m8
:(

[youresovein]

Do you have any children?

[crassidy]

christ probably more than i no
had a son tho. think he wouldnt have been against murderin me either

[youresovein]

Ah. So you're not much of a father, either, then.

[crassidy]

pretty much. think im just to much of an arsehole to b a good 1
u rly think ur a bad father?

[youresovein]

I don't know. At the time I thought I was succeeding. I tried to be better than my own father was, at least.

Does anyone actually have good parents? Or is that a myth?

[crassidy]

me mam was a good lady. it happens sometiems
but othertimes the best u can do is try to be better

[youresovein]

I can't tell if that's very wise or very obvious, Cassidy, but I do like it.

My dear mother did do her best. She never truly wanted children, and I was her seventh. Which, thinking of it, makes me especially glad I wasn't born a woman.

[crassidy]

yeh. shite time specilly back then. id make an even worse mother

[youresovein]

You lack the hips for it, for one.

[crassidy]

fair shout tbh. no hips arse or chest. i reckon u'd make a hot lady tho

[youresovein]

Oh? Do you think so? I confess, I've always wondered.

[crassidy]

absolutely 100%. would bang

[youresovein]

Oh, sweet Cassidy. I would let you do anything you wanted to my ample bosom.

[crassidy]

hot. oi u ever worn a corset? those thngs are torture i swear

[youresovein]

No, why, you have? Tell me everything!

[ because the schnapps hit and he needs the distraction. ]

[crassidy]

course i have. uncomfortabl as shite but made me waist look shapely as fuck. how have u livd for a bloody eternity and not tried?