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[crassidy]

"Probably out gettin' shit faced! I'll get back to yez."

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[hampire]

I'm not very hungry.

[...for food]

Perhaps I'll go flying

[crassidy]

rub it in y dontcha
i guess i'll just walk around on me legs like a normal person

[hampire]

Normalness is such a relative concept.

[crassidy]

dont try and get smart w me old man! we're abnormal as they come

[hampire]

You are SUCH a whippersnapper.

[crassidy]

lol
and ur a manther

[hampire]

Manther.

Manther??

[crassidy]

yeah like cougar but man
manther
lestat thinks ur my sugr daddy

[hampire]

You're not exactly a twink you know.

[crassidy]

its tru. im not exactly youhtful these days

[hampire]

Lestat has an odd way of looking at things, it seems.

[crassidy]

dont need to be a twink to hav a sugar daddy tho lol
its just cuz u looked after me back home like
amazin how much easier it is to get money in this world tbh

[hampire]

No? I can't say I have much experience either way.

[crassidy]

well mayb i can be ur sugar daddy in this world eh?? 😉😘

[hampire]

[...]

I can't even begin to wrap my brain around that.

[crassidy]

haha get used to it lovr boi
me and tule got a job comin up and we gonna be rollin in teh cash. i can take u out some place fancy n buy u nice things ;D

[hampire]

I'm supposed to trust your taste in fashions, am I?

[crassidy]

yup! im a fashion icon round these parts dontcha no?

[hampire]

I don't know if 'icon' is the word you're looking for.

[crassidy]

i swear on me dead mam theres all these hipstr kids wantng selfies w me and askin where i got my clothes. i was in a fshion blog to

[hampire]

Which fashion blog?

[crassidy]

idk some hipster one??? i never looked. im sure theyd put u in it as well love